Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Dream Dream Dream

My friend Joey sent this to me.


If you can't see the diagram (which if you can, you must have supersonic vison) Head over to and check out the entire article.

The diagram shows how someone can hallucinate without ingesting any kind of illegal or harmful substance. I'm definitely going to try one and I think you should too.

Going along with the theme of hallucinations, I wanted to tell you about a pretty wild dream I had last night. I was at a small comedy club in New York City watching a comedian perform. I noticed that Jerry Seinfeld was also in the audience watching the performance which automatically made it a "hotspot". For reason i was scheduled to perform. I get up on stage and start telling jokes and the crowd is entertained, but for some reason i can't find Seinfeld in the audience. Every time I tell a joke the microphone wire gets shorter. As if the cord represented how much time was left in my routine. SO eventually it got too short which meant it was my cue to get off stage. I thanked the audience and everyone applauded. The End.

Have you recently had a crazy dream or hallucination? I would like to hear about it.


1 comment:

  1. I had a dream last night,
    it involved you telling me that I smell bad.
    And me yelling that "I hate showering."


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